Dear Dr. Dick, I have a large butt and I like it, but that’s all guys think of me as, a butt. I’m not even a bottom. It’s pressure to have such an endowment. The more I try to hide it or put it under my clothes, it only seems to attract more attention. What do you think of my butt?
Signed Butt Of Course, NOT!
Dear Butt of Course, NOT!
I used to be sad until I met a man with a big ass. Ignore that; I was just making myself laugh. It wasn’t even a great joke, really. Anyway, I don’t have any advice that will make folk stop looking at your butt, much less keep my own dick from swelling up at the thought of that big, bouncy… Oh sorry. What I was going to say is that you need to make friends with your butt, and put all this frustration behind you. If you don’t, then the stress will get you in the end. Two in a row, bam!